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The Hugh Jampton Experience

Fresh from his stint as MicroDigital's PR manager...it's...Hugh Jampton

Welcome back to the most popular column in RISCWorld (self reporting survey of 1 RISCWorld author), so without further ado lets kick off with our every popular caption competition...

The caption competition

Last time I reproduced this picture and asked our highly motivated readers to come up with a caption...

Our eager readers came up with following captions...

So there you have it, I really can't pick a winner from these three, no please don't make me...so instead let's see if anyone can come up with a suitable caption for this.

Send your entries to hughj@riscworld.co.uk, one lucky winner will win absolutely nothing compete with hand engraved non existent presentation case.

Hugh's picture gallery

So lets see what I have been sent this month...

Firstly some sound religious advice for the 21st century.

And now some sound non religious advice...

Looks like someone's having a special summer sale...

What on earth could this possibly mean?

Street light attacks cyclist?

And finally the cute animal based picture...

That's all we have time for.

Hugh Jampton